psa

over the past month we have had a growing problem of kids getting up during our worship service and going to use the restroom. the problem is that i don't really want to tell teens "you have to sit down" because i don't really feel like that's true. i'm fine with people getting up, moving, leaving and coming back. i want there to be freedom. what i don't want is things that disrupt people's worship and i feel like some of the people getting up to use the restroom are doing that. the same people always seem to be the ones who have to use the restroom.

so here's my joke of a response to the issue. it's a public service announcement on the size of the human bladder and how that means you shouldn't need to go to the restroom during the service. i guess i'll be more forceful later if it's still needed.