Thursday, December 30, 2004

predictions for 2005

the evangelical outpost listed predictions for 2005. here are a few of my favorites:
  • tim lahaye will receive a vision from GOD warning him that he will be “left behind” if he writes any more novels about the apocalypse.
  • in preparation for the 2006 elections the g.o.p. reveals that its strategic plan consists of nothing more than relying on the democrats to implode.
  • when discovered alive and well and living in a beach house in nice, france, yasser arafat will confess that he faked his death because “living in palestine sucks.”

you can find the entire list here.


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